Everybody Needs A Best Friend

My words are lazy My thoughts are hazy But this is one thing I'm sure of Everybody needs a best friend I'm happy I'm yours You got a double Who brings you trouble And though you're better without me Everybody needs a best friend I'm happy I'm yours A fool could see decidedly That you're a ten and I'm a three A royal breed is what you need So how did you come to be stuck with a bummer like me? You got a head full of someone dreadful But how that someone adores you Everybody needs a best friend I'm happy I'm yours A fool could see decidedly That you're a ten and I'm a three A royal breed is what you need So how did you come to be stuck with a bummer like me? Oh, you got a head full of someone dreadful And yet alas, that someone adores you Everybody needs a best friend I'm happy I'm yours I'm just a clown And I'll bring you down But you just don't care 'Cause your Best friend is me