D.U.I.

Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace I don't remember where Friends try to make me stay or call me a cab home I grab my keys and a beer The cops they took my license away But I got my car out of impound today And I've been drunk since last saturday You'd better stay outta my way I drink and drive Feel so alive Never drink and drive Feel so alive I'm doin' ninety-five I drink and drive I feel so alive I drink and drive Early morning and the freeway's deserted Like it's all mine I'm trying to set a new drunken speed record But I can't drive a straight line Flashing lights Split the night, I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right Now I've slammed my face into the back of a big-rig At least you'll never catch me you fucking pigs Designate someone other than me I'm so drunk I can hardly see Another shot of jager and i turn the key I got so many places to be I drink and drive Feel so alive Never take a dive Feel so alive I'm doin' ninety-five I drink and drive I feel so alive I drink and drive When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe They won't drive at night 'Cause way down on the freeway it's such a fright But I think I drive alright The cops they took my license away But I got my car out of impound today I've been drunk since last saturday You'd better stay outta my way I drink and drive Feel so alive Never take a dive Feel so alive I'm doin' ninety-five I drink and drive I feel so alive I drink and drive When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe They won't drive at night 'Cause way down on the freeway it's such a fright But I think I drive alright