You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (From Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch)

You're a mean one You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana Mr. Grinch, with the greasy black peel You're a vile one You got termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile Mr. Grinch You're a foul one Friends you don't have none I wouldn't touch you with a 39-and-a-half foot pole! You're a monster Your heart's an empty hole You're a goner You got garlic in your soul You got garlic in your soul All them smiles homie I turn up the frown All them decorations I tear em down You can ask Max, I don't play around Ayo, eww Who is this mean fellow With his skin all green and his teeth all yellow? (Eww) What you so mad for? Halloween come around and we ain't knockin' at your door, mane Mr. Grinch you're a bad banana You're gonna spoil everybody with your bad attitude (Spoil everybody) Mr. Grinch La-la-la-la Who is this mean fellow With his skin all green and his teeth all yellow? (La-la-la-la) What you so mad for? Halloween come around and we ain't knocking on your door (La-la) Bad banana