The Rum Tum Tugger

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat If you offer me pheasant, I'd rather have grouse If you put me in a house, I would much prefer a flat If you put me in a flat, then I'd rather have a house If you set me on a mouse, then I only want a rat If you set me on a rat, then I'd rather chase a mouse The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat And there isn't any call for me to shout it For he will do as he do do And there's no doing anything abou-ou-ou-out it, no The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore When you let me in, then I want to go out I'm always on the wrong side of every door As soon as I get home, then I like to get about I like to lie in the bureau drawer But I make such a fuss if I can't get out, hoo The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat And there isn't any use for you to doubt it For he will do as he do do And there's no doing anything abou-ou-ou-out it The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast My disobliging ways is a matter of habit, yeah If you offer me fish, then I always want a feast When there isn't any fish, well, darling, I'm not having rabbit If you offer me cream, then I sniff and sneer For I only like what I find for myself, woo The Rum Tum Tugger Is artful and knowing The Rum Tum Tugger Doesn't care for a cuddle But I'll leap on your lap in the middle of your sewing For there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle, yeah The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle Nah, nah, no more milk Milk, woo The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat And there isn't any need for me to spout it For he will do as he do do And there's no doing anything About, about, about it