Daddy Wasn't There - Featuring Austin Powers Album Version

Daddy! Daddy wasn't there Daddy! Daddy wasn't there, To take me to the fair, To cange my underwear, It seems he doesn't caaaarrrrreeee!!! Daddy wasn't there Daddy! Daddy wasn't there, To change my underwear, It seems he doesn't care! Daddy wasn't there! (When I was first baptized, When I was critizised, When I was ostercised, When I was jazzercised, Steak and Kidney Pies, One hour martinized, When I was Circumcised!... Daddy wasn'there) To take me to the fair, To change my underwear, Daddy wasn't there! ................... ................... ................... If you got a daddy issue, Here's a daddy tissue! D to the A to the DDY! D to the A to the DDY! They say it's just a fad, But I got a dead beat dad! D to the A to the DDY! D to the A to the DDY! I sit in my room and cry, And ask my self, the reason why! D to the A to the DDY! D to the A to the DDY! DADDY! .... DADDY! .... DADDY! .... D A DDY!