You & Me & The Bottle Makes 3 Tonight (Baby)

Hey Jack...I know what your thinking That now's as good as any to start drinking Hey Scotty...Yeah...What's it gonna be A gin & tonic sounds might mighty good to me Man I know I gotta go it's the same thing every time But I don't think another drinks' gonna make me lose my mind So I think about my next drink And it's you & me and the bottle makes 3 tonight Well I know this cat named Moe He wanders to and fro His and my favorite waterin' hole I said Hey Moe, how you doing, where have you been He said, I've been fine with my whiskey, wine and gin Man I know I gotta go it's the same thing every time But I don't think another drinks' gonna make me lose my mind So I think about my next drink And it's you & me and the bottle makes 3 tonight