Opening scene as Lemmy of Motörhead narrates about the feud between the Capulets and the Ques. (0:15) Benny explains to Murray how the feud between the Capulets and the Ques all started. (0:20) Benny explains the affair Cappy had with Monty's wife. (0:27) Sammy dies on the streets. (1:10) Tromeo kisses Murray as his dying wish. (1;15) Cappy beats up Juliet after he finds out about their secret romance. (1:38) Tromeo and Juliet finds out they're related.

Sammy Capulet gets jealous after spotting a man dancing with his sister and beats him up.

Sunday

The Icons

At the body piercing parlor, Tromeo and Benny and Murray talk about the Capulets as Benny is piercing the nipples of a young woman. [0:10] Tromeo talks with his girlfriend on the phone as she is having sex with another man.

Sacrifice

Motörhead

Murray taunts Sammy after he gets rejected by a girl and gets a into brawl. [1:16] The police raids Tromeo's home. [1:17] Tromeo and Juliet have sex at the church. [1:27] The priest fights off Capulets goons as Tromeo fights Juliet's father.

So Alone - Remixed

Willie Wisely

Tromeo returns to his squalor and finds his father drunk and passed out on the floor. [0:15] Tromeo is masturbating to porn on his computer as Juliet is having sex with Ness, her maid.

Pope On A Rope

The Meatmen

Murray and Sammy are fighting at the club as an employee is having sex with a woman at another room. Murray then throws Sammy in the room and cuts his fingers off.

The Capulet Song (My Name is Capulet)

Willie Wisely

Murray and Benny sing this song outside Cappy Capulet's house in order to annoy him.

Murray and Benny are walking upstairs at the apartment building when Murray asks him about how the feud between the Capulets and Ques started.

More Than I Can

Jane Jensen

Benny finishes his story and tells Murray to not tell this story to Tromeo.

Red River Waltz Overture

Susan Voelz

Juliet dreams about a man in a pool with a monster penis. [0:41] Juliet dreams of having raunchy sex with Tromeo.

Hyper Enough

Superchunk

Detective Ernie Scalus interrogates Monty Que and the Capulets on the brawl that happened at the club. [1:44] Second end credit song.

La Migra (Cruza La Frontera II)

Brujeria

Sammy Capulet's head gets stuck on the side-window of Benny's car as Benny drives crazily around town. [1:12] Tyrone dies from a series of graphic car accidents.

Murray and Tromeo get ready for the Que's costume party. [0:40] Tromeo confesses his love for Juliet to his friend Murray.

Gizzards Scrapple and Tripe

New Duncan Imperials

Juliet meets London Arbuckle at Meat World. [0:30] Arkbuckle finds out Juliet is macrobiotic and then cuts himself with a knife. [1:03] Arbuckle is upset that Juliet rejected his proposal and stabs himself in the stomach.

Tromeo and Murray arrive at the Que's costume party.

Math

Supernova

Arbuckle dances with Juliet until Tromeo cuts in.

Romeo

Sublime

Tyrone finds Tromeo kissing his cousin Juliet and proceeds to chase him out of the party. [1:00] Juliet has phone sex with the 1-900-HOT-HUNK guy.

Tromeo sneaks into the house of the Capulets to see Juliet.

TV Show Theme

Willie Wisely

Tromeo and Juliet wake up to the theme song of Cappy's favorite show.

Mr. Superlove

Ass Ponys

Tromeo and Juliet profess their true love together and Tromeo leaves the Capulets residence.

Tromeo and Juliet have a secret wedding.

Tromeo & Juliet Love Theme (feat. Kerith Spencer-Shapiro & The Conquerors)

Willie Wisely

Montage of Tromeo and Juliet celebrating their marriage. [1:39] Tromeo and Juliet drive together to celebrate. [1:41] End credits.

Shall We Gather At The River? - She's In Love With A Que

Willie Wisely

Cappy beats up Juliet after he finds out about their secret romance. [1:38] Tromeo and Juliet finds out they're related.

Alleged

Unsane

Juliet visits Fu Chang to get a special potion which will aide her predicament.

Shall We Gather at the River? - The Ghosts Sing

Willie Wisely

The ghosts of Murray, Tyrone, and Sammy sing this song as Juliet succumbs to the effects of the drugs.

Some Like It Cold

The Meatmen

Juliet stabs her father repeatedly and Tromeo smacks him with a book by Shakespeare. Juliet then places a television set on her father's head and connects the the television set to an outlet which blows his brains out.